Anonymous LA Internet Dating Expert Miss Match returns to the podcast to drop a bomb: She's in a long distance relationship. The boys explain why this is a bad idea, and discuss the "Vacationship".

The boys discuss marrying for love and a green card with a man who's done both.

With their friend Liz, the guys try to figure out how ladies should handle guys who act like dicks.

The boys figure out the dos and don'ts of moving in with a significant other. AND THERE ARE A LOT OF DON'TS YOU GUYS

RJ embarrasses himself with a sandwich, Bley embarrasses himself at Starbucks, and the boys take your questions.

To celebrate their big 50th episode, RJ & Bley recount the 50 most embarrassing moments of their lives for their friend Sona.

The boys challenge former podcast guest Tai, who holds firm in his belief that women are terrible at giving advice.

RJ & Bley explore the world of Tnder, Lulu, Grinder, and other hookup apps with the help of their friend Keri. 

RJ & Bley try to put what they've learned to the test and try to get their friend Buddy a date. Want to date Buddy? Go to RjandBleySuckAtGirls.com/buddy!

Jessica stops by to teach the boys a lesson about how to be happy with being alone.

Jennifer from WET introduces the boys to the wonderful world of lubricants, the boys reveal their first "sex" talks, and Bley invents something called "pizza lube".

An unexpecting sighting of old boobs in the wild sparks a hot debate between RJ, Bley & return guest Emily V. Gordon about age and dress.

The boys tackle some fan questions like: What's the best book on dating? How can I get over a bad breakup? Exactly how much can Bley drink? and much much more!

The boys try to glean some wooing lessons from Lindsay's epic tale of romance, Lindsay talks about the challenges of her long distance marriage, and RJ & Bley learn the art of the "Facebook Stalk".

RJ & Sona accompany Bley to a restaurant for dinner out in the real world to try and get the phone number of a waitress Bley likes. DISASTER ENSUES.

Fan favorite Sona Movsesian returns to give the guys tips on how to hook up with Bartenders & Waitresses - and RJ, Bley & Sona put into motion a terrible plan.

The boys welcome their friend Ryan for a girl update: RJ bartends for a bunch of cougars, and Bley gets way in over his head when he crashes a bachelorette party in Chicago. 

Bley's now pregnant sister returns to talk about pregancy, and the boys recount some character-forging horrors from childhood.

World traveler Tai takes the boys step by step through throwing the perfect dinner party, and explains what to do when you're stuck a foreign country staring down a monkey that gives handjobs.

The star of the upcoming ABC show "Super Fun Night" talks about her disastrous wardrobe malfunction during lunch with Jason Segel, her awkward first date, and why she's as bad at the opposite sex as RJ & Bley are.

RJ reveals that he is single once again. The boys try to figure out what went wrong.

RJ & Bley tackle some fan questions and Bley asks a co-worker to dinner with disasterous results.

In this special Mother's Day episode, RJ & Bley call their moms to find out whether or not their dads were as bad at dating as they are.

The boys welcome Bley's former crush Erni, who reveals what it's like being a tomboy and how to break through the obstacle of having guys see you as a friend. Also, Bley makes an ass of himself. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

RJ & Bley talk to the most religious person they know about the role God plays in his relationships, and Bley defends his theory that long distance relationships aren't relationships.

The boys welcome a girl who's into girls! Veronica talks about "The Lesbian Death Stare", her experience coming out, and the best pick up line in the history of humankind.

RJ & Bley welcome a co-worker named Kramer who explains that sometimes it's just easier to kill someone than break up with them. Wait, what?

The boys welcome Bley's self-confessed flirty friend Katie, who explains some simple rules on how to tell if a girl is flirting… Or just handsy.

The boys tackle questions about rejection, cutting, and why men are so bad in bed.

RJ takes his relationship to the next level as Bley takes his love of McNuggets to the next level.

RJ explains the dangers of horny grandparents and Bley explains his method for covering bathroom noise - all with the hope of talking Katie Smith out of taking a trip with her boyfriend.

Miss Match, Dave Geis, & Bley tell RJ about the Match.com "Stir Event" they attended, and how it changed their lives. 

The boys welcome the winner of the fan contest to the studio, and try to figure out the proper way to handle a car crash on a date. Also RJ explains why he's not allowed in Kentucky parks after dark, and Bley relates yet another tragic story of blowing it with a lady. Fun!

RJ & Bley answer more fan questions, including "does a girl have to put out on Valentine's Day?", "Is my sarcasm driving guys away?" and much more. Plus, the winner of the Fan Contest is announced!

Breeanna from PureRomance.com stops by to introduce RJ & Bley to the world of sex toys & Rj confronts his greatest fear. Plus, Bley relates the time he got caught with a vibrator at the airport. WHOOPS.  

Kate Freund helps the boys firgure out how much age differences matter in relationships - and the understated importance of a good looking eyebrow.

RJ & Bley welcome a massage therapist, who explains how to handle an unexpected boner - and tries to help Bley over his fear of physical intimacy.

RJ reveals to Bley that he's been seeing someone. Nothing will ever be the same.