The guys make a big announcement and take some much needed time off. 

Tai Piazza joins the guys to talk about the logistics of getting married.

RJ talks about getting certified and the guys answer fan questions. 

RJ & Sona accompany Bley to a restaurant for dinner out in the real world to try and get the phone number of a waitress Bley likes. DISASTER ENSUES.

Alexa joins the guys to talk about about burning man, dessert themed attractions, and the orgy dome(s). 

Comedian Jimmy Pardo steps in to school RJ & Bley on The Art Of Seduction. Rule #1: Don't show them your Bronosaurus Egg.

Nick drops by to read through a giant box of love letters he's received and the guys wonder why they never got any. 

Breeanna from PureRomance.com stops by to introduce RJ & Bley to the world of sex toys & Rj confronts his greatest fear. Plus, Bley relates the time he got caught with a vibrator at the airport. WHOOPS.  

The guys answer more fan questions from the live show and Bley tells us about his sad sad fetish. 

The guys go live at Nerdmelt to answer fan questions and help Sona plan her wedding. 

In honor of our LIVE SHOW at Nerdmelt on 3/26/18 we are bringing back the episode that started it all! 

Bley talks about prison mixers, and his sister Lisa explains why he's the king of mixed messages.

The guys answer fan questions and Bley gets a girls number in the saddest way imaginable. 

Kelli Smith drops by to teach the guys how to chill out and enjoy being single. 

The wonderful Caryn Weghorst drops by to discuss the worlds most uncomfortable topic. We also announce our very first LIVE SHOW!

A special throwback episode to celebrate Emily V. Gordon's Oscar nomination for The Big Sick!

The guys talk about culture shock and RJ reveals why Iceland has the best bars.

Katie Aubin joins the guys to talk conflict and Bley gets weirdly dark.

Jeannie K drops in to explain how our differences can make us stronger.

Join us for a special throwback episode with singer-songwriter Lisa Loeb.

Mo Welch joins the guys to talk about crossing the line in Comedy.

RJ reveals a massive secret, and Bley offers very little advise.

The guys are joined by fan favorite, Buddy Blackman to discuss resolutions, will power, and the meaning of life.

The guys revisit a classic episode with Rebel Wilson and producer David Hoff betrays RJ's trust.

Briana Hansen joins the guys to talk about the one thing they might actually be good at.

RJ and Bley are joined by Ben Berman to discuss the fine art of self sabotage.

Things for Rj and Bley go worse than you’d expect, and for once it’s not their fault.

The guys are joined by Carolyn to discuss growing up in the church, trying to find someone that shares your faith, and why the Tinder logo is a flame. 

This week Dan joins the guys to discuss the finer things in life, like LSD, Salvia, and Magic Mushroms. Bley also recounts the time he became an interior decorator, and RJ looks for deeper meaning in Jurassic Park. 

This week we are joined by serial monogamist, Celeste.  In this episode Celeste lowers her expectations for Millenials, RJ has a hard time speaking, and Bley reveals how many dishes he uses...spoiler alert: It's ONE dish, and it's so so depressing.

Where are all our singles at?! The boys welcome perpetual bachelor David Marker to celebrate all the joys of not being in a relationship. Plus, RJ confesses his deepest darkest fear - and spoiler alert, it's kind of weird and depressing! 

Between The Bookmark, The Brownout, The Reboot, and the return of fan favorite, Sona Movsesian, things get real crazy real quick! Plus, Bley tells the story of mistakenly confronting his friend about becoming "friends with benefits". Whooooops.

We're back baby! 

We discuss what we've been up to these past two and a half years while our new producer looks on in shame. Also Bley makes a weird noise.

RJ & Bley return with an update on their dating fails - including Bley's online dating adventures and RJ's awful experience buying lingerie!

RJ & Bley welcome their final guest Sona, and end their podcast the same way they started it: Awkwardly.

For their second to last episode, RJ & Bley welcome the girl who was the reason why they started the whole podcast in the first place: Rachel Adams.

RJ & Bley welcome their friend Keri back one last time to talk about Bley's latest lady strikeout, getting & giving fake numbers, "mushing", and much more!

RJ & Bley answer some fan questions and talk about what their fathers taught them about the ladies. 

RJ's friend Becca stops by to talk about her job helping people overcome their social anxiety using improv, and Bley calmly explains why he's going to die alone.

The boys talk to their friend Ray about getting back into the dating life, and RJ drops the bomb about the time he traded sexy photos with a lady.

RJ's Ex-Girlfriend Hannah comes on the podcast to talk about what it's like to date RJ, and Bley tries to keep everybody calm.

RJ & Bley welcome Maria, a girl who runs a similar podcast with her friend in Germany… Could this be Bley's perfect woman?

The boys talk to Audrey, who bakes cakes and brings them to bars as an ingenious plot to meet dudes.

Bley is stuck in a rut and RJ has never been happier.

RJ & Bley welcome their pal Eric, who recounts his recent struggle with having to date someone in secret.

Keri O'Keeffe returns with a simple question that ignites a firestorm.

RJ brings a hot girl to the holiday party, and Bley acts classy HA HA HA JUST KIDDING YOU GUYS BLEY EMBARRASSES HIMSELF HORRIBLY.

Anonymous LA Internet Dating Expert Miss Match returns to the podcast to drop a bomb: She's in a long distance relationship. The boys explain why this is a bad idea, and discuss the "Vacationship".

The boys discuss marrying for love and a green card with a man who's done both.

With their friend Liz, the guys try to figure out how ladies should handle guys who act like dicks.

The boys figure out the dos and don'ts of moving in with a significant other. AND THERE ARE A LOT OF DON'TS YOU GUYS

RJ embarrasses himself with a sandwich, Bley embarrasses himself at Starbucks, and the boys take your questions.

To celebrate their big 50th episode, RJ & Bley recount the 50 most embarrassing moments of their lives for their friend Sona.

The boys challenge former podcast guest Tai, who holds firm in his belief that women are terrible at giving advice.

RJ & Bley explore the world of Tnder, Lulu, Grinder, and other hookup apps with the help of their friend Keri. 

RJ & Bley try to put what they've learned to the test and try to get their friend Buddy a date. Want to date Buddy? Go to RjandBleySuckAtGirls.com/buddy!

Jessica stops by to teach the boys a lesson about how to be happy with being alone.

Jennifer from WET introduces the boys to the wonderful world of lubricants, the boys reveal their first "sex" talks, and Bley invents something called "pizza lube".

An unexpecting sighting of old boobs in the wild sparks a hot debate between RJ, Bley & return guest Emily V. Gordon about age and dress.

The boys tackle some fan questions like: What's the best book on dating? How can I get over a bad breakup? Exactly how much can Bley drink? and much much more!

The boys try to glean some wooing lessons from Lindsay's epic tale of romance, Lindsay talks about the challenges of her long distance marriage, and RJ & Bley learn the art of the "Facebook Stalk".

RJ & Sona accompany Bley to a restaurant for dinner out in the real world to try and get the phone number of a waitress Bley likes. DISASTER ENSUES.

Fan favorite Sona Movsesian returns to give the guys tips on how to hook up with Bartenders & Waitresses - and RJ, Bley & Sona put into motion a terrible plan.

The boys welcome their friend Ryan for a girl update: RJ bartends for a bunch of cougars, and Bley gets way in over his head when he crashes a bachelorette party in Chicago. 

Bley's now pregnant sister returns to talk about pregancy, and the boys recount some character-forging horrors from childhood.

World traveler Tai takes the boys step by step through throwing the perfect dinner party, and explains what to do when you're stuck a foreign country staring down a monkey that gives handjobs.

The star of the upcoming ABC show "Super Fun Night" talks about her disastrous wardrobe malfunction during lunch with Jason Segel, her awkward first date, and why she's as bad at the opposite sex as RJ & Bley are.

RJ reveals that he is single once again. The boys try to figure out what went wrong.

RJ & Bley tackle some fan questions and Bley asks a co-worker to dinner with disasterous results.

In this special Mother's Day episode, RJ & Bley call their moms to find out whether or not their dads were as bad at dating as they are.

The boys welcome Bley's former crush Erni, who reveals what it's like being a tomboy and how to break through the obstacle of having guys see you as a friend. Also, Bley makes an ass of himself. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

RJ & Bley talk to the most religious person they know about the role God plays in his relationships, and Bley defends his theory that long distance relationships aren't relationships.

The boys welcome a girl who's into girls! Veronica talks about "The Lesbian Death Stare", her experience coming out, and the best pick up line in the history of humankind.

RJ & Bley welcome a co-worker named Kramer who explains that sometimes it's just easier to kill someone than break up with them. Wait, what?

The boys welcome Bley's self-confessed flirty friend Katie, who explains some simple rules on how to tell if a girl is flirting… Or just handsy.

The boys tackle questions about rejection, cutting, and why men are so bad in bed.

RJ takes his relationship to the next level as Bley takes his love of McNuggets to the next level.

RJ explains the dangers of horny grandparents and Bley explains his method for covering bathroom noise - all with the hope of talking Katie Smith out of taking a trip with her boyfriend.

Miss Match, Dave Geis, & Bley tell RJ about the Match.com "Stir Event" they attended, and how it changed their lives. 

The boys welcome the winner of the fan contest to the studio, and try to figure out the proper way to handle a car crash on a date. Also RJ explains why he's not allowed in Kentucky parks after dark, and Bley relates yet another tragic story of blowing it with a lady. Fun!

RJ & Bley answer more fan questions, including "does a girl have to put out on Valentine's Day?", "Is my sarcasm driving guys away?" and much more. Plus, the winner of the Fan Contest is announced!

Breeanna from PureRomance.com stops by to introduce RJ & Bley to the world of sex toys & Rj confronts his greatest fear. Plus, Bley relates the time he got caught with a vibrator at the airport. WHOOPS.  

Kate Freund helps the boys firgure out how much age differences matter in relationships - and the understated importance of a good looking eyebrow.

RJ & Bley welcome a massage therapist, who explains how to handle an unexpected boner - and tries to help Bley over his fear of physical intimacy.

RJ reveals to Bley that he's been seeing someone. Nothing will ever be the same.

RJ & Bley answer some fan questions and make a big announcement: They want to interview YOU. Listen up to find out how you can be a guest on a future episode!

The Nerdist's Katie Levine talks about being intimidated by guys and what RJ & Bley can do when they're intimidated by ladies, explains the perks of having guy friends, and Bley explains how he wants a girl who's a dude.

Comedian Jimmy Pardo steps in to school RJ & Bley on The Art Of Seduction. Rule #1: Don't show them your Bronosaurus Egg.

The boys tackle the world of internet dating with the help of anonymous internet dating expert Miss Match LA! Follow her blog at MissMatchLA.tumblr.com!

First kiss. First breakup. First fuck. RJ & Bley reveal it all, and discuss how what happened then still affects what happens now.

RJ & Bley talk about what they've learned over the past 11 episodes and reveal some surprising answers to fan questions!

The guys try to figure out when you should bring your significant other home for the holidays, and guest Ruthie Wyatt makes the case for dating outside your religion.

Grammy nominated singer songwriter Lisa Loeb joins the boys to talk about dating celebs, keeping your eyes open and the benefits of being early.

Comedian & Masters Degree Holder in Couples & Family Therapy Emily V. Gordon helps the boys tackle their body issues, their ticklishness, and a horribly embarrassing event from Bley's past.

What's the point of dating if you don't know how to handle a relationship? From cheating to face punching to ripping down doors, RJ & Bley welcome a couple who've had their share of long term relationship drama.

RJ & Bley somehow manage to get a professional model to talk to them - and they try to figure out the definition of "A Date". Check out more great Bayli Ryan stuff at her official site, BayliRyan.com!

The boys relate their latest adventures: RJ gets a booty call and Bley tries to kiss an actual girl.

New York Times Bestselling author, comedian, and hot single mom Laurie Kilmartin gives the boys advice on how to handle dating moms! 

Follow Laurie on Twitter @AnyLaurie16, and snatch up her HILARIOUS book "Shitty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us" on Amazon.

See photos of what RJ & Bley were wearing @ RjandBleySuckAt Girls.com!

RJ & Bley turn to professional Costume Designer Scott Cronick and Wardrobe Guru Dawn Weisberg for help on how to dress better. *GULP*

Bley's sister Lisa comes on to talk about her firsthand lessons she's learned about dating at work - and manages to slip in an INCREDIBLY embarrassing story that ensures that Bley will never ever kiss a girl again. Thanks, Lisa!